The Rabbit’s Gambit? More Like the Rabbit’s Spreadsheet!

I’ve been running A/B tests on this game for weeks—turns out the real jackpot isn’t in the bonus round… it’s in not losing your lunch after five spins.

High RTP? Check. Free spins as lab experiments? Double check. Wild symbols? Not magic—they’re just math with glitter.

And yes, I set timers like I’m training for a mindfulness retreat. Because even data wizards get emotional when they’re down £200 to a bunny.

So if you’re still betting big on luck… you’re not playing Lucky Rabbit—you’re playing Lucky Grief. 🐇📉

You guys ever had your wallet cry during a spin? Drop your trauma below 👇